| Author: | Subject: OOfficial Discussion Thread for: SmackDown (June 6, 2017) | ||
OORick Posts 3656 Mood: Flyered Up |
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| OOfficial Discussion Thread for: SmackDown (June 6, 2017)Tonight on SmackDown: Kevin Owens vs. Shinsuke Nakamura... 'nuff said! If that's not enough for you to set aside some time for rasslin' tonight, I suggest you go find yourself another place to talk aboutwrestling, because yer kind ain't welcomed here... Just kidding.... but what if I also throw in AJ Styles vs. Dolph Ziggler? Surely THAT is more than enough to tip the scales for any right-thinkingconnoisseur of fine grapplingsmanship, no? And it's happening tonight on SD, as well... The former is a first time ever on WWE TV dream match, and the latter follows up on Dolph's surprising (and possibly unintentional, if rumorsare true about AJ having been planned to put his foot on the ropes to break the fall) upset of AJ last week... Owens/Nakamura is not for the US Title,but should still be a jim dandy that ranks among the free TV matches of the year if all goes well... Honestly, with those two matches, I couldn't care less what else is on tap... these four men are 2/3rds of the MitB Ladder Match (along withSami Zayn and Baron Corbin), which is easily and by far the feature attraction of the upcoming PPV.... we can all agree that the less said about Ortonand Mahal, the better, so having these guys front and center is something of which I approve... I doubt we'll go 2 full hours without ANY Randall or Jinderella, but WWE doesn't bother to mention either of them in their preview...instead, they hype two additional segments: a 6-woman tag rematch, with Naomi/Becky/Charlotte against the Welcoming Committee... and the NewDay's first in-ring action since the night after WM, as they knock off the ring rust ahead of a tag title match against the Usos at MitB....sounds like a pretty full plate to me! That is all. End communication.... The flOOr is yours, OO Nation. Don't wait till after 11pm to post, either. Pre-show previewing and prognosticating is certainly welcome. So discuss, debate, and rate! | |||
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| Paddlefoot Posts 7330 Mood: ChinceMcMahon |
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| Teh Rick! You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me sh*te and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, butI'm not high. You know what I mean? - Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling | |||
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| janerd75 |
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quote:Originally posted by OORick Well I was, not one hour ago, literally offered a handy by a homeless dude for money whilst waiting in a Walmart parking to pick up my mother, butwrasslin' is far more important* to me so here I am. I wish I were making that up. ETA: YAY! Real women wrasslers! Also, Becky is in attendance. [Edited on 6-7-2017 by janerd75] "Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just f*ckin'interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny) | |||
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Dammit Fam... You wuz at the W-Mart? I'm all out of Doritos  If I'da Knowed in time, I could've given you the handy, you couldagiven me the chips.  Here comes the monaaayy!! ETA: That's a mighty fine Lady Box that Shane just revealed. I... typed that on purpose. [Edited on 6-7-2017 by Count Zero] | |||
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| Paddlefoot Posts 7330 Mood: ChinceMcMahon |
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| Stunads? Lana? Handy-J's? Has the whole world gone topsy turvy? [Edited on 6/7/2017 by Paddlefoot] You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me sh*te and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, butI'm not high. You know what I mean?- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling | |||
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| janerd75 |
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Oh geez, I hope Tamina doesn't steal her dad's moves like Charlotte and Natalya were just accused of doing.  All jokes aside, holy hell are the SD women light years ahead of the RAM...................what...thef*ck...........Lana.............................. ETA: WE WANT LANA! is the correct response. Congrats Rochester, you get to stay on the map. [Edited on 6-7-2017 by janerd75] "Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just f*ckin'interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny) | |||
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| Paddlefoot Posts 7330 Mood: ChinceMcMahon |
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Too bad they apparently borrowed some of the acting quality from last night's RAW.  You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me sh*te and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, butI'm not high. You know what I mean? - Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling | |||
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quote:Originally posted by Paddlefoot Acting? There was acting? You listen to them? Oh me. I was really anticipating her dropping the accent, but this works. I will transmit this info toComrade Putin that all is going according to plan. Also, time for a gif! Lana's cumming back out in her gear, yes? "Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just f*ckin'interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny) | |||
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| Paddlefoot Posts 7330 Mood: ChinceMcMahon |
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| Да, королева! убейте! You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me sh*te and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, butI'm not high. You know what I mean? - Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling | |||
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| YASS! SLAY!!! | |||
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| I... thought the accent would just vanish, never to be mentioned again. They're going full balls insano with the ... thing? It might be funny, especially if she learns 2 wrassle gud. | |||
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| Ellsworth is going to grab the briefcase and end up being the womens champion isn't he I'm Cherokee Jack! | |||
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| Mojo time! You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me sh*te and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, butI'm not high. You know what I mean? - Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling | |||
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| janerd75 |
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| That was some pretty smacy-wacky Dolph/A.J. action. Couple times I thought they legit knocked each other silly. It's like those two know whatthey're doing or something. Eat ass, RAM. SD show #1! Oh man, "Repeat Offender" poster with Michael Hayes? Kid...Man? Enzo: Out of their jurisdiction? Colon...cologne? I...I wonder if those dudes wouldlike handies in a Walmart parking lot. New. Caserocks! I love you police cops! ETA: So we're all in agreement, 205 Live from 8 to 9 on Monday, followed by RAM from 9 to 11? Two hour SD is tight thusfar. I will transmit thisinformation to Comrade Putin and see what can be done. [Edited on 6-7-2017 by janerd75] "Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just f*ckin'interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny) | |||
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| Paddlefoot Posts 7330 Mood: ChinceMcMahon |
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| "He ain't white!" chant erupts through arena. You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me sh*te and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, butI'm not high. You know what I mean? - Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling | |||
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The lone outpost of East Canuckistan ratifies the WWE time-share proposed by Comrade Janerd Traktorfaktori.  Putting the cruisers "first" can only help in theory? I think? "It's a WWE tradition, to do something un-right." --Paddlefoot | |||
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| janerd75 |
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Crusing always comes first.   It's Or-TON, not Or-TIN. It's RAW-ley, not Raleigh or Rolly. Also, U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! I will transmit this info to Comrade Putin that I've failed him. quote:Originally posted by Paddlefoot Wait, which one 'cause Mojo's real name is Dean Jonathan Muhtadi. Lol, j/k... [Edited on 6-7-2017 by janerd75] "Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just f*ckin'interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny) | |||
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| Paddlefoot Posts 7330 Mood: ChinceMcMahon |
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Is it properly said Dun-kelman or Dunk-elman? Or is it easier just to use plain ol' "c*nt" instead?  You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me sh*te and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, butI'm not high. You know what I mean? - Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling | |||
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quote:Originally posted by janerd75 "It's a WWE tradition, to do something un-right." --Paddlefoot | |||
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| janerd75 |
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quote:Originally posted by Paddlefoot Also, we just had a delicious Mojo marinaded Feast of Ethnicity. Where are the palate cleansing Fashion Police?!? ETA: W-w-why are the Usos out-ethnicing those nice well-spoken boys in the ring? It's Naomi, innit? Also, this was my favorite finishing move back in the day. What was it called again? Roy may drain ya, but I'll entertain ya, ETA2: I heard "bald snatch", announce guys, but maybe that's just me. ETA3: 15 minutes for these two is not enough!!! [Edited on 6-7-2017 by janerd75] "Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just f*ckin'interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny) | |||
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quote:Originally posted by Cherokee Jack I've seen this fear expressed elsewhere, and it seems like the sort of thing WWE might do in a vacuum, but no way are they going to have thefirst-ever women's Money in the Bank match won by a man. | |||
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| janerd75 |
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| I think Ellsworth will definitely interfere somehow, if he isn't tossed from ringside outright at the start, but I imagine it's much morelikely that he screws up Carmella's chance to win at some point. Even with Tamina as the so-so monster of the group, the rest of the gals on SD are a night and day difference from their RAM counterparts. Huh, clean pinfall. Kinda thought Hairline McShaveitoff would have interfered before that. Sweet n' slow-mo End of Days on Nak though. "Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just f*ckin'interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny) | |||
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| Lana has been wrestling for NXT long enough now that I'm confident the match won't completely suck. She's had a female bodyguardwith her on occasion in NXT, I wonder if she'll show up at MITB to give Lana the win. It was the Razors Edge. No way in hell Ellsworth is winning the lady MITB. Hasn't Bryan addressed the notion of Ellsworth being involved in Womens matches before? Ifanything, he should turn on Carmella here, standing "guard" over the base of the ladder while she climbs, only to tip it last minute. A nicereversal of six months ago when he did it to Ambrose, and gets him away for a little face run before being released / his 1 year contract expires. [Edited on 6-7-2017 by Gobsh*te] I have six invites I can crash out for membership to pwtorrents.net - if you want one, U2U me! | |||
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| janerd75 |
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quote:Originally posted by Gobsh*te Quite, old chap. I was just being my usual horrible self. | |||
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| I could see the man with no chin trying to climb the ladder only to eat a big time table spot and lay there for the rest of the match like a turtle. | |||
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kle-man. 
